Upon a kindred moor doth sit a moose. Said moose thought to himself whither a good duck wouldst come. For, being a moose, he quite enjoyed the company of a perfect yellow duck. Espcially those who feet were webbed in such a way as to be to his liking. And behold, a duck did come with webbed blue feet and glowing green eyes. For, lo, it was in fact a were-duck. But as luck would have it, the moose had a secret weapon in his antler. It twas at this moment that the moose swiftly executed a cunning plan. He impaled the poor creature upon the bone of his head. Yeah, though, the duck was also a zombie. Verily, it appeared as though the moose was in dire strates. But thus did it come to the attention of the moose that he was a ninja. Being thus, he drew his sword which was roughly 60ft tall and 8 feet wide. Additionally, he hair spiked and turned yellow. But, the fortunes were against him, for he collapsed under the weight of his own genius.